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-eloquence:

… fuck.

another person I know in real life

& goes to school with me

just followed me.

Lmaoo. There’s only a handful of people who follow me on here who I’m actually close to in real life.

(Source: wolvesandclaws)

I feel like if Disney Channel wanted to make millions of children [mostly 90s kids] happy, or even boost their ratings, they should bring back shows like Lizzie McGuire and That’s So Raven.

Oh, and they shouldn’t schedule shows/movies at insane hours of the night either. The Ultimate Christmas Present at 2am? What. The. Hell.

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KEEP CALM AND CARRY A WAND

Just don’t put it in your back pocket.

'Cause you know, great wizards have lost a buttock because of this.

(Source: daceymormonts, via toricake-deactivated20110511)

thezombiewearspink:

Hmm. I wonder…*evil grin*

If I were this kid’s teacher, I would have said “Ten points for Gryffindor!”

thezombiewearspink:

Hmm. I wonder…*evil grin*

If I were this kid’s teacher, I would have said “Ten points for Gryffindor!”

(via happybutt)

Forever alone .__. 

Forever alone .__. 

(via buffythevampyreslayer-deactivat)

No, life cannot be understood flat on a page. It has to be lived; a person has to get out of his head, has to fall in love, has to memorize poems, has to jump off bridges into rivers, has to stand in an empty desert and whisper sonnets under his breath… We get one story, you and I, and one story alone.

(Source: alinatsvor, via happythings)