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“I don’t speak English.”

Conversation is in Vietnamese, except for italicized text.

Mom: “Daughter, I’m so forgetful these days. I’m worried. On Monday it took me 10 minutes before I remembered where my car was in the Target parking lot.”

Me: “You’re getting old mommy D:”

Mom: “Or maybe I’m just crazy.”

Me: “Uhh, mom, it’s best you don’t say that in public.”

Mom: “Why? Would the cops come for me?”

Me: -jokingly- “They’ll come and put you in 72 hour lock up.”

Mom: “Then I’ll just tell them I meant I was a ‘lady.’ If they still think I’m crazy, I’ll just tell them: ‘No English. Vietnamese only.’”

Me: “ROFLL”

I shouldn’t have gotten a haircut 3 days before senior portraits. ROFL

I forgot how crappy and short my hair looks when I get it relayered.

I’m aiming to reschedule my appointment with Prestige for the end of August.

I must say though, having a lighter head feels great. I think the last time my hair was anywhere near this short was FRN 2009.

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LC Key Club’s Beastly BBQ
President + Divisional Pieing
I think the middle person is Adrian?

LC Key Club’s Beastly BBQ

President + Divisional Pieing

I think the middle person is Adrian?

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"I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It’s nice."

The Catcher In The Rye. (via foreveryoungteen)

I wish life was like Phineas and Ferb. Their summer never ends.

chanfan:

(via lochness-monster)

I still find it unfair that Phineas and Ferb get 104 days of summer vacation while we only get about 85. 

I’m not worried about summer work. Wtheoo.

This is bad .__.

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