I’m sick, but I have to go to Target sometime tomorrow to buy some Midol.
Why? Because my parents have no idea what that is. They’ll understand when I explain it to them, but they won’t be able to find it.
Also, because if I don’t have medication to control my cramps, I wind up curled on the bed in fetal position for a good day.
Why did I have to take after my aunt? My mom never had cramps. My aunt? She collapsed during a class she was teaching when she was in her 20s because of cramps. Damn my bad genes :/